New guy, whom I shall christen PJ (because he looks like a famous person with those initials and I can't come up with anything else), has been threatening to send me a vibrator! He is greatly amused by this idea and has mentioned it a few times in the past week. Oh man!



I've dared him so...we shall see.

(I have a postie friend who has told me mail room horror stories of the things they do with those anonymous brown paper packages and the mocking that ensues for the eventual deliveree. They are mean, mean, mean!)